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ohhh. *rubs eyes* [Aug. 20th, 2008|09:17 am]
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My allergies kicked in yesterday and I didn't get enough sleep again last night. How annoying.

That, combined with my crankiness over my cancelled Russian class plus my inability to find something else I want to take plus my extreme lack of feng shui in my computer corner at home plus my boss dancing on my last nerve today has led me to a place of ultimate surliness.

How do I know this? I opened my office manual today and saw this:

Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become your words. Keep your words positive because your words become your behaviors. Keep your behaviors positive because your behaviors become your habits. Keep your habits positive because your habits become your values. Keep your values positive because your values become your destiny.

-- Mahatma Gandhi


And all I could think was "Fuck you, Gandhi!" That's nice.

To quote Hugh Grant in Four Weddings and a Funeral: I think I should be where other people are not.
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Eбать!!! [Aug. 19th, 2008|04:13 pm]
My Russian class was cancelled.

*swears profusely*

Now I need to see if I can find something else that will fit my schedule. I was so dead-set on Russian I didn't consider anything else.

I have to expand my Russian beyond "You should wash more frequently" and "Who shouted so loudly in the forest?"

This so blows! *scowl*


Putin is to blame for this, I just know it.
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Tuesday [Aug. 19th, 2008|09:21 am]
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...and the week continues apace.

I slept last night, thank heavens!

Since I had such a nice dream with Viggo the night before, I drifted off thinking "Sean...Sean..." hoping he'd insinuate himself into my dreams.

No such luck. Instead, I got a ratty hotel/casino on Hampton Beach in New Hampshire, where Elijah Wood was the blackjack dealer. He had a white shirt, black vest, black bow tie, and Jams. I won seven dollars.

Then there was a fire at the hotel, and the staff and guests wound up on the beach, watching it burn to the ground. Elijah came up behind me and said, "At least I won't have to work anymore" and I said, "Good for you, Elijah" but I was thinking "Can't you get an acting job?"

And that was pretty much it. But I slept so well, I can't complain.

I have no Elijah icon, so please accept this Boromir one in its stead.


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Songs I hate by artists I love:

1. 'The Day Before You Came' by ABBA. It just depresses me thoroughly - music to lyrics to rhythm.

2. 'Joe the Lion' by David Bowie. It's atonal and arrhythmic and ick, I just can't abide listening to it.

3. 'Discotheque' by U2. It embarrasses me from start to finish.

4. 'Standing Stones' by Loreena McKennitt. I think it's the syncopation, but it just rubs me the wrong way.

5. 'Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey' by the Beatles. I don't like monkeys, man.

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I have a home-grown tomato and a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch. The day is looking up. :)
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muy erótico [Aug. 18th, 2008|04:43 pm]
Oh! Oh! I haven't listened to this in YEARS and I'd forgot how damn sexy it is.



Ravel's Bolero.
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sleep [the lack thereof], Viggo dream [Aug. 18th, 2008|09:09 am]
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gahhhh.

i slept inadequately last night and now i'm exhausted and my skin looks like hell and i have a weird taste of metal and salt in my mouth, like i've been licking ship hulls. gross.

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Wow. No wonder some people don't use capital letters - it's hella easy to type that way. I have difficulty reading that sort of text, though.

Anyway, even though I slept badly, I had a crazy dream about Viggo. I was in the lobby of the performing arts center where I used to work, and he came up behind me and wrapped an arm around my shoulders and steered me into the auditorium. People were watching us, and I felt very self-conscious, but then I figured "Hey, I'm his girlfriend, so it's cool!" [that's twice I've dreamed that sort of theme. Odd]

We sat down and watched a movie. It was a sort of plotless Andy Warhol thing, and after what seemed about half an hour, Viggo stood up [he was wearing a plaid shirt and jeans and looked like he did in History of Violence], grabbed my hand, and pulled me out of the theater. We went down the back hall, crawled through a backless, empty refrigerator [!] and into the rear alley. I was sort of annoyed and asked him why he didn't stay, and he said "I just couldn't sit and watch that crap for another minute."

Then we went to a restaurant and argued over a poem about old men committing suicide by jumping into a river, suitcases in hand. Weird. Then we went back to my apartment where I stripped him down to his underwear [snug black bikinis - didn't seem very Viggo-ish but hey]. We were in bed, but it was a sort of a fade-to-black thing. I'm not complaining. He was lovely, and sexy, sexy, sexy. :D

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Things seem to be picking up here, so looks like I'll be busier, which is good. Much as it's nice to be free to surf the web and so on, the days have been awfully slow. And it was crisp and cool this morning. YAY! Autumn's on its way. Have things cooled a bit for you Pacific NW folks?
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PUPPY!! [Aug. 16th, 2008|11:47 pm]
Puppy, puppy, puppy! My sister got a puppy!

pics beneath cut )
Isn't she adorable? Squee!

Going to watch the first disc of Roar with Heath Ledger. Hope it's good....
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meme [Aug. 15th, 2008|09:52 am]
[Current Mood | cynical]
[Current Music |Flight of the Conchords - Boom]

From [info]coconutswirl: How many of these have I eaten?

cake or death? )
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LJ Toys [Aug. 14th, 2008|09:57 pm]
I was chatting about this yesterday [or the day before, I can't remember] and I'm surprised it's not more well known. There was some discussion of it a few years ago, maybe on metafandom or something, which was how I found out about it. Anyway, it's a way to tell who visits your LJ by capturing IP addresses.

I was going to do a tutorial, but I went to the website to review setting up an account, and it really is very simple.

http://ljtoys.org.uk/signup.php

What happens is you get a username and password, and it will generate a bot for you. You can use it through icons if you want, but the simpler way is to just grab the bot addy, like this:

[img src="http://lalala.icons.ljtoys.org.uk/mi/dot.gif" alt="" border=0] (using carats instead of brackets)

Paste it into your user info, or an entry, and you can see who's visiting. Pretty easy.

Through discussion, I realize that some people are very uncomfortable about having people able to see your visits. While I grok that, it's not a new concept at all. Websites have been grabbing IP addresses for years and years. My old Sublevels website had a tracking counter, and I could see the IP addresses of the people visiting. There are other sites that will tell you what country, state, and city the person's visiting from, also. This one uses LJ names, which I understand feels a bit more personal, even though IP addresses aren't privileged information. Whether they fall under that heading in the future remains to be seen, but at the moment, they're very much public.

NB: I should note that LJ Toys is not always completely accurate, but I think about 90% of the time, it's right on the money. Also, it gets really, really busy, and if you don't have a paid account, you can't always see the stats. FYI.

Now, if the idea makes you extremely nervous and you don't want people to see you visiting a particular place, there's a way or two to get around that:

- there are circumventor sites like http://www.stupidcensorship.com that will let you navigate through their proxy server. I used this at my last job, not to dodge being seen, but because they had blocked LJ and I was getting withdrawal shakes. Sneaky and effective. Saved my sanity.

- there are also software packages that you can buy that will scramble your IP address. I've never looked into these because I'm both poor and cheap, and I don't care if people see if I visit their site or LJ.

- [info]darththalia says you can also use AdBlock Plus:

http://adblockplus.org/en/

THALIA SAYS: Go to preferences, then add filter, and type in http://*.icons.ljtoys.org.uk. I subscribed to the EasyList filter, and it seems to be catching a decent amount of stuff.

So. If you like the idea of seeing who's visiting, set up an account. In a way, too, I think it will level the playing field for people who aren't comfortable with it.

Oh! There's also an LJ Toys community, to watch for updates and so on.

http://community.livejournal.com/ljtoys/profile

Feel free to discuss if you like. If you've never heard of it and it creeps you out, I understand, but please realize, again, that it's not a new concept at all. I wanted to post this to let my flist and anyone visiting know that it exists, that yes, I use it because I like to see who's reading my LJ, and that you can use it too. In other words, don't shoot the messenger. :)
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Convergence pics [Aug. 14th, 2008|02:49 pm]
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So I'm weeding through some old stuff, and I found the illustrations that Ayumi did for my Convergence zine. I thought I'd post them here since I'm sure a lot of you have never seen them before. They might have been on my website when it was active, but I can't remember. Anyway, here they be. They're really lovely, and beautifully detailed.

eta: Added cover! Thanks to [info]kimberlite for her supreme organizational skillz.

Pictures within. NOT safe for work. )

Sadly, I've fallen out of touch with Ayumi, but I plan to point these pics out on the M/A list, so if you like them, say so - perhaps she'll see the comments somehow!
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FIC: What it is, Really [Jul. 1st, 2008|09:39 am]
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Title: What it is, Really
Author: Alex ([info]splix)
Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: R.
Archive: Please ask first.
Feedback: Is treasured.
Disclaimer: Unquestionably a pack of lies.
Notes: My first ever RPS fic. I'm a wee bit nervous!


What it is, Really... )
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FIC: Plainsong [1/1] [May. 22nd, 2008|12:04 am]
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Title: Plainsong
Author: Alex [[info]splix]
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Boromir/Faramir
Summary: Boromir has always been Faramir's protector. Now he has need of Faramir's strength.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to their copyright holders.
Warning: Incest. Violence. References to nonconsensual sex [others/Boromir]
Feedback: Is treasured.
Thanks: To [info]kimberlite for her friendship and patient beta.

Plainsong )
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FIC: Eagle of the Star [Mar. 12th, 2008|08:46 am]
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Title: Eagle of the Star
Author: Alex [[info]splix]
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Denethor/Aragorn; Boromir/Aragorn
Summary: Destiny comes to its inevitable fulfillment.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to their copyright holders.
Warning: Nonconsensual sex.
Feedback: Is treasured.
Thanks: To [info]kimberlite for her friendship and patient beta,
as well as her thoughtful and inspiring conceptual contributions.

Eagle of the Star )
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FIC: Bequeathed [1/1] [Feb. 18th, 2008|12:06 pm]
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Title: Bequeathed
Author: Alex [[info]splix]
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Boromir/Faramir
Summary: Consolation springs from great distress.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to their copyright holders.
Warning: Incest. Faramir is underage.
Feedback: Is treasured.
Thanks: To [info]kimberlite for her friendship and patient beta.
Comments: Inspired by this beautiful picture by The Theban Band:
http://www.squidge.org/~praxisters/lotr/Men/slides/2997.html

This is my first ever non-Ewan-fandom piece of fanfiction. I know not everyone on my flist will read it, but if you do, and you have an opinion, I would love to hear it. Thank you very much.

Bequeathed )
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FIC: Rejoice Amain [Dec. 21st, 2007|06:44 pm]
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Title: Rejoice Amain
Author: Alex [splix71 at yahoo dot com]
Archive: No, please
Pairing: Julien Sorel/Charles Churchill
Rating: NC-17
Feedback: Always treasured.
Thanks: to [info]kimberlite and Merry Amelie, for their affectionate and attentive beta. Also to [info]sue_chose_this, whose beautiful photomanipulation graces this story behind the cut.

Fondly dedicated to all who've read and enjoyed the exploits of Julien and Charles, and who have been kind enough to tell me so. A very, very happy holiday season to you.

December 19, 1844 )
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FIC: The star to every wand'ring bark [2/2] [Nov. 14th, 2007|11:13 pm]
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Continued from here:
http://splix.livejournal.com/699851.html

I neglected to mention that the idea for this fic was spawned by a discussion on [info]gloriana's LJ. And thanks to KatBear for generating the bunny. :)


part 2 )
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FIC: The star to every wand'ring bark [1/2] [Nov. 14th, 2007|10:57 pm]
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Title: The star to every wand'ring bark
Author: Alex [splix71 at yahoo dot com]
Archive: No, please
Pairing: Q/O
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Unpleasant circumstances. See notes.
Disclaimers: George Lucas owns everything SW.
Feedback: Always treasured.
Thanks: Extremely special thanks to [info]kimberlite, whose surpassing patience, generosity, and friendship has sustained me for years.
Notes: Written for the November Noncon challenge. The title is taken from Shakespeare's Sonnet 116. In this context, a "bark" is a ship, guided by a star through celestial navigation.


Part 1 )
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I dunno where this came from. [Dec. 7th, 2005|09:36 pm]
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I was reading something in present tense, and thinking I've never written present tense before. At least I don't think so. So I started scribbling, and here it is.

A Shallow Grave ficlet, untitled, unbetaed. NC-17 for rough het sex and references to slashy noncon.

through here. )
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